Jake Gaeckemy favorite Jew

I just wanted to let the world know of my Theory of Food.  I call it… The Theory of Food.  I know, great name right?  It goes a little like this.

The Theory of Food states that all foods taste better after being (battered and) fried.

Proof.  Since all foods that are good for you taste bad, it is reasonable to assume that the opposite is also true.  All foods that are bad for your taste good.  Since fried foods are among the worst choices one can make as far as health is concerned, they must be delicious.  Thus, all foods taste better fried, since they cannot become any worse for you.

Ok, so the proof isn’t flawless.  I will say this.  Many have tried to disprove my theory, and just as many have failed.  Go ahead an attempt it, but mark my words, you will fail.  Just to add weight to my theory check out this link below.  It’s an awesome website that is what it says it is.  Notice that most of the foods are fried.

ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com